bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
no you cant smoke seaweed
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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