I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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