He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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