Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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