Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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