Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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