i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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