I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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