How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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