My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
How's work?
Spinning.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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