their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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