I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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