bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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