do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize