I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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