im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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