can u get pink eye on your cock?
Ketchup is God's man juice
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
