Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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