So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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