Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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