I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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