...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
how does that bad decision feel?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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