U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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