would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
