yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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