my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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