You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We just shotgunned beers for America
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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