life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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