I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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