He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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