if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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