Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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