Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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