Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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