i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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