Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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