should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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