How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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