So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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