If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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