Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
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