we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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