I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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