You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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