Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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