"it" just moved
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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