dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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