Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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