who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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