i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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