Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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