Don't make out with my wife yet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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