why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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