My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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