He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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