found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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